27 July 2010

The Trinity Explained

The trinity teaches that God asked himself to go to earth to save mankind.

Then he agreed with himself and volunteered himself to offer himself to himself.

Then God impregnated a woman as himself with himself.

God prayed to himself and glorified himself repeatedly.

God strengthened himself and talked to himself.

Eventually, God forsook himself and sacrificed himself to prove his loyalty to himself.

While dead , he resurrected himself so he could exalt himself above himself.

Then he sat down at his own right hand and waited til he placed his enemies as a footstool'

Finally, with Satan`s forces defeated, God would turn his Kingdom over to himself, that all things would become everything to himself.

So what do you think of that?