Things that make you go HMMMMM

It's happened again. The concerned people at Pinelawn Memorial Park & Garden Mausoleums have sent me another offer for their booklet "Let's Face It Now". Must just be their yearly check-up, "You still alive Mr & Mrs Janina Labrucherie? How's the ol' ticker? Careful you don't step on any rakes!"

Someone really wants me to draw up a will and get ready to decease. Me or my husband "Janina". Does Janina sound like a manly name to Funeral Directors? Suppose it could be Russian... or Polish. Still it's a rather feminine name. I'm highly offended! And this is a conspiracy. First to marry me off, then to "fit me with a pair of concrete galoshes" (as they say in our territory). They could be a little more subtle.

Paranoia on a public forum.

However I will say the grounds at Pinelawn look lovely. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!