Bringing Back The Would You Rather...

Would You Rather…
have a permanent smile
OR
your tongue permanently hanging out ?

Things to consider: funerals

Would You Rather…
be bitten by a squirrel
OR
be sprayed by a skunk?

Things to consider: ow...ew

Would You Rather…
fly to the moon on a vaccum cleaner
OR
go to the center of the earth in a tube of tooth paste?

Things to consider: tooth paste keeps your smile gleaming

Would You Rather…
wear a fanny pack all the time
OR

wear a full body leotard all the time

Things to consider: dating/ ministry

Would You Rather…
fart every time someone says "fart"
OR
burst out laughing every time somone says the word "and"?

Things to consider: social life