Learn Something New-Conspiracy Theory

Since you're all avid Bible users-as am I- I think you may appreciate this little factoid.

What is the shortest chapter in the ENTIRE Bible?
A-Psalm 117 (technically it's a psalm but it's divided up into chapters)

What is the longest chapter in the ENTIRE Bible?
A-Psalm 119 (again an arguable point since it's also a psalm)

And do you know that if you were to add up all the verses in the entire Bible and then find the verse that is in the exact middle of that number you would be in....
A- PSALM 118!!!!!

Interesting bit...that last part is unconfirmed though. Haha, spreading unconfirmed information is not for Christians.

Another little factoid is that apparently I have a husband... we are collectively, Mr. and Mrs. Janina Labrucherie. Don't you love it when you get mail addressed like that? I think I also get stuff for Jamima Larukery, Lina Labrucherie, and Jamina Labrochiri (sounds Asian for "the broccoli") .

Anyway, me and my husband, Janina, have been offered a place at Pinelawn Memorial Property-it's supposed to be a big deal...I could reserve a mausoleum by the Thomas Jefferson Statue!! But I'm a little depressed because not only am I supposed to be married to a weenie of a husband (who I haven't met yet), but apparently I'm supposed to die too. Thank goodness I have those US Army veterans sending me free name labels so I can send all my friends and family notice of my scheduled departing. Is this a conspriracy?

Seriously I'm not really that mature for my age! Unless it was one of those old men putting my name in at the local VFW!!! BLAST IT! Gonna have to start dating younger men again. At least they don't want me for my mausoleum slot!