The Things We Do...or Shouldn't do.

This came through on an email a LOOOOOONG time ago. I think there's a series of them:"What to Do in a Public Bathroom" , "Activities for a Crowded Elevator", "10 Thing to Say on Dates", etc...we'll have to explore those some day. Right now we're going to consider the 15 Ways to Annoy Your Roommate.

1. Sit up. Say "time to make the donuts". Leave. Do this often.
2. Every five minutes, get up, open the door, peek out, close the door and look relieved
3. Express an extreme fear of sunlight. Move away from and flinch at areas of the room that are sunny.
4. Pick up the phone every five minutes and say "Hello". Look confused and hang-up.
5. Unwrap a candy bar. Eat the wrapper and throw the chocolate away.
6. When listening to the radio, sing along with different lyrics and different tune.
7. Address your roommate by a different name everytime you see them.
8. Constantly drink from an empty glass.
9. Everytime you handle something of your roommates, use a tissue or gloves.
10. While unlocking the door with a key, complain that the engine won't start.
11. Name your animal crackers. Mourn for them after you eat them.
12. Get a pet rabbit. At a designated time every day, take the rabbit into the bathroom and engage in a loud shouting match. If your roommate inquires, refuse to discuss the situation.
13. Try to make meals using your roommates' electric blanket.
14. Put black tape over the eyes of the people in your roommate's pictures. Complain that they were staring at you.
15. Everytime your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, wake him up and say "It's time to go to bed now".

THE END!