When you get a new dictionary (like all good nerds do get) what do you look up first? God's name? Jehovah's Witnesses? What 'Odelay' actually means? Well I was, conceitedly, looking for my name, but then that wasn't there. That lead me to look for "Nina" and what it came up with was " the Babylonian goddess of the watery deep and daughter of Ea" . That was new to me. Usually I only get the origin of the name . However I was tempted to delve further into my search by a convenient feature of Dictionary.com, the Top Web Results for "Nina".
That brought me to a list of websites for impostors using my name like this one: www.askninanow.com . While I do pride myself on giving advice (much of which I don't follow myself :) ), this is NOT my website. Don't be fooled. I'm not Dr. Nina. Though that will now become a new alias.
Seriously, if you look at her little bio on the right hand column of the site, you'll see a picture of a presumably chipper lady with two small Pomeranian dogs on her lap. My first concern was if she has been practicing her psychological expertise on these specimens. My second concern was how it effected them!! Just look at the catatonic gazes on the critters' faces and you tell me...
My next observation for mocking is the book she has produced "Cub Christian: What It Means To Give". A story about very good little Christian cats, bunnies, turtles, beavers, and a dog who will tell us the Christian definition of giving. Hosted by a holy Christian bear cub, complete with rainbows, halo, cross, and sunny skies. I feel warm and tingley.
Oh the teasing could really continue but instead let's switch back to first gear and have you see what you could find about your own name thru a search on www.dictionary.com .
That brought me to a list of websites for impostors using my name like this one: www.askninanow.com . While I do pride myself on giving advice (much of which I don't follow myself :) ), this is NOT my website. Don't be fooled. I'm not Dr. Nina. Though that will now become a new alias.
Seriously, if you look at her little bio on the right hand column of the site, you'll see a picture of a presumably chipper lady with two small Pomeranian dogs on her lap. My first concern was if she has been practicing her psychological expertise on these specimens. My second concern was how it effected them!! Just look at the catatonic gazes on the critters' faces and you tell me...
My next observation for mocking is the book she has produced "Cub Christian: What It Means To Give". A story about very good little Christian cats, bunnies, turtles, beavers, and a dog who will tell us the Christian definition of giving. Hosted by a holy Christian bear cub, complete with rainbows, halo, cross, and sunny skies. I feel warm and tingley.
Oh the teasing could really continue but instead let's switch back to first gear and have you see what you could find about your own name thru a search on www.dictionary.com .
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