Somethings You Wish Weren't True

Which is the fake story?

1) CLOWNING AROUND- In a December Tampa Tribune feature, local Southern Baptist preacher Tom Rives was profiled in his part-time role as KoKoMo the Clown, enthusiastically delivering uplifting spiritual messages to kids and nontraditional church audiences. Said Rives (who estimates he has trained about 400 people for his clown troupes), "I don't think (preachers) should be going around with a Bible tucked under their arms and a scowl on their face." To his critics who say clowning is undignified, Rev. Rives said, "I tell them that all Baptist preachers are clowns. I just went to class and got certified."

2) DOWN SOUTH-A jury in Nacogdoches, Texas, convicted Jerry Don Hartless in January of killing his former best friend, Billy Bob Wallace, during a group drinking bout one night along the Angelina River. According to testimony, Hartless believed that Wallace had stolen his boat motor but couldn't prove it. Then, that night, the group discussed a recent Jerry Springer show featuring a black man claiming to be a member of the Ku Klux Klan, and the alcohol-fueled Hartless insinuated that Wallace's girlfriend, who was there, liked black men. (All the drinking group were white.) When Wallace objected, Hartless shot him. A witness to the shooting was Wallace's adult son, Wild Bill Wallace (which is his actual birth name).

3) PIZZA'S BAD FOR YOU-In November, New York City Pizzeria owner, Anthony Michael Startucci, 76, he had been talking with his long time friend Al McDougall in his Pizzeria about the difficulty in keeping it open. "As Tony tossed the pizza dough he had in his hands into the air", McDougall recalls, "He said to me, " Al I can't take it no more. This pizza's gonna be the death of me' and suddenly Tony wasn't looking and the pizza dropped on his head and he died" Police say that what really killed Startucci was a case of suffocation. "The pizza must've stuck to his face and in a struggle to get it off, Startucci simply asphyxiated himself,"said Chief Steven Hall.

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