08 March 2005

Pick Up Lines For The Spiritually Minded

Let's See Who Can Come Up With Another Witness Pick Up Line.... Maybe These Will Inspire You:

1.) NICE BIBLE.
2.) DO YOU MIND IF WE PRAY?
3.) CAN I SHARE YOUR SONG BOOK?
4.) I WAS IMPRESSED WITH YOUR COMMENT, CAN WE TALK?
5.) DO YOU KNOW A PUBLIC PLACE WHERE WE COULD GO AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER?
6.) I NOTICED THE SEAT NEXT TO YOU IS VACANT, WOULD YOU MIND IF I SAT THERE?
7.) CHRISTIANS DON'T SHAKE HANDS, CHRISTIANS GOTTA HUG.
8.) OH YOU ARE COLD, ECC. 4:11
9.) HELLO SISTER/BROTHER, SINCE WE ARE ALREADY FAMILY WOULD YOU CONSIDER OTHER OPTIONS?
10.) WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR TONIGHT? FEEL LIKE A BIBLE STUDY?
11.) I AM HERE FOR YOU TO INCITE TO LOVE AND FINE WORKS.
12.) THE WORD SAYS "GIVE DRINK TO THOSE WHO ARE THIRSTY, AND FEED THE HUNGRY," HOW ABOUT DINNER?
13.) YOU DON'T HAVE A SERVICE PARTNER? ME NEITHER.
14.) DO YOU WANT TO COME OVER AND WATCH ONE OF THE SOCIETY'S VIDEOS TONIGHT WITH SOME FRIENDS?
15.) IS IT A SIN THAT YOU STOLE MY HEART?
16.) HELLO, WILL YOU BE MY SHULAMITE?
17.) DID I MEET YOU AT AN ASSEMBLY OR WAS IT JUST A DREAM?
18.) EXCUSE ME, I BELIEVE ONE OF YOUR RIBS BELONGS TO ME.
19.) HOW ABOUT GREETING ONE ANOTHER WITH A SPIRITUAL KISS?
20.) YOU KNOW SISTER/BROTHER, I WOULDN'T MIND STUDYING WITH YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
21.) DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU COULD BE THE ANSWER TO ONE OF MY PRAYERS?

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