Mike You're A Genius!

Call it a lack of inspiration; call it a lack of motivation; call it being busy and social; I don't know but this website has suffered extreme seperation anxiety so I'm very sorry! By way of a little therapy, Mike came up with a good idea...at least an idea that will keep this website going for the next day or two (I'm sorry but I have to go out of town this weekend...duty calls...and so does Vermont :) ).

Instructions: I will provide you with a list of 15 (fifteen) quotes from movies, poetry, books, songs, and other works. Now this is where you come in. You will need to guess where the quotes are from and who ever gets them ALL (yes, that's right folks, all 15) correct, I will issue a top-o-the-line eCard (or electronic greeting stationary as it may respectively be) to DA WINNER!

**As a side thought: how many of you think Mike suggested this only to get an eCard out of me?**

1. "I regretted having said that, for at church, instead of listening to the pastor, I was thinking, 'If Mr. Robinson and my wife get talking, she might not have time to prepare our special Sunday soup.' But I need not have worried; when I got home, the soup was ready. Curious, I asked Sheila: "Did you speak with that Robinson fellow?" "Yes," she said. "He sat down and preached while I cooked."
2. "I shall be telling this with a sigh, Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference."
3. "I don't envy you the headache you'll have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well, and dream of large women"
4. "You got a problem with Woody Woodpecker?"
   "Yeah, what is he, some sort of an instigator?"
   "That's right, he's a troublemaker."
5. "Do anything you can to dodge the bus-stop blues Like driving a padiddle with a burnt-out fuse "
6. "...have become haughty and they walk with their throats stretched forth and ogling with their eyes, they go walking with tripping steps, and with their feet they make a tinkling sound..."
7. "I can't remember what I was hoping for when I started to write my journal series. ...I tend toward spewing my 'richly' furbished opinions and views. At times these are precious impressions of loved ones, liked ones, and not-so-much-liked ones. In the end I am delighted with my volumes because not only do they recant tales of memorable times but they aide in shaping my personality to readers. And perhaps it is they who, in the end, will tell me a few things about myself."
8. "You got your passion you got your pride But don't you know only fools are satisfied?"
9. "She spoke with the mildness of a cushat dove addressing another cushat dove from whom it is hoping to borrow money"
10. "I care for Apple Jacks a great deal."
11. "Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be."
12. "If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. "
13. "Face to face, out in the heat Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry They stack the odds 'til we take to the street For we kill with the skill to survive "
14. "Never give all the heart, for love Will hardly seem worth thinking of To passionate women if it seem Certain, and they never dream That it fades out from kiss to kiss; For everything that's lovely is But a brief, dreamy. Kind delight. O never give the heart outright, For they, for all smooth lips can say, Have given their hearts up to the play. And who could play it well enough If deaf and dumb and blind with love? He that made this knows all the cost, For he gave all his heart and lost."
15. "I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. "

I know some of these are difficult but just to make it a little easier I'll give you the authors/sources of the quotes and you have to match them up: Albert Einstein;Shel Silverstein ;PG Wodehouse; Seinfeld; Jack London;The Princess Bride; Janina Labrucherie ; So I Married an Axe Murderer; 2005 Yearbook of Jehovah's Witnesses; Billy Joel; Jack Johnson; The Bible; Robert Frost;W B Yeats; Survivor.