While You're Thinkin' About That

Sometimes we get those faraway looks in our eyes and people may think we're dwelling on the deeper things of life. But to be honest, these are the things people are REALLY worried about, forget about injustice, child labor, crime, the Ozone Layer...more people are thinking:

• Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes up hill?
• Why are the buttons on mens' shirts on the opposite side to those on ladies' garments?
• Why do we say the alarm went off when, in fact, it went on?
• How do you draw a blank?
• If you choke a Smurf what colour does it turn?
• Why do people say "It's always in the last place you look"? Of course it is always in the last place you look, what kind of moron would keep on looking after he'd found it?
• Why is a building called a building when it is already built?
• If one of the synchronize swimmers drowns, do they all have to?
• Why is it called a Doctors' Practice?
• If people say it's the best thing since sliced bread, what was the best thing before sliced bread?
• Has anyone ever admitted to having an ugly baby?
• How do you play Chinese scrabble?
• And here's one I will be up all night on: If you butter a piece of toast and drop it, it lands butter side down.If you drop a cat it always lands on it's feet.What would happen if you buttered the back of a cat and dropped that?

Ok what do you think about ?

As you're thinking watch another home video. Can you spot the foreigner?