Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeazzzzy!!!

I promised him a day. The week came and went. By the end of the week I got an email. "Hey where's my day??!?!?" I said "Hey! Simmer Down!" So today is his day. The day that we all knew would eventually come. Yup it's Sleaze Day. More importantly it's dedicated to our dear PAUL HOMAN!
 
Here's a little poem I made for him...hopefully it'll give you a better idea of the guy we call, "The Irish Sleaze"(please note that Sleaze carries a positive connotation, it means 'to be a ladies man'.):
 
All the pretty girls he seeks to appease
And Mackin’ has always been a breeze
With sappy rhymes he whips out the lines
Because he’s just the Irish Sleaze
 
He’ll greet you with, “You want MY body!”
With a grin that’s ever so naughty
But it’s that easy being cheesy
Because he knows he’s such a Hottie
 
He’ll give you that cool and smoldering stare
Look deep in your eyes to show that he cares
It’s so cliché when you can’t turn away
From all his clever flirtatious snares
 
But Girls, take care with his fragile heart
It’s a very, very tender part.
Of what he’s fond goes far beyond
What’s perceived from his tuneful Art
 
And though he’s famous with all the ladies
And “How YOU doin’” comes out with ease
Looking at him, what could we condemn?
He’s our beloved Irish Sleaze.
 
So now's the time for all you out there to talk about our Sleazy friend. Or you could just come up with your best SLEEEEAAAZZYYY Line.
 
Sleazy Song Of the Day (Sucker-John Mayer)
Hey" some body told me this is the place where everything is better, everything's safe"
I'm kind of in a John Mayer Mood (Hummingbird)